Famous Quotes
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- 1. Unknown: My Karma ran over your dogma.

- 2. P. J. O'Rourke: A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of you ...

- 3. Cyril Connolly: Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public an ...

- 4. Groucho Marx: From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with ...

- 5. Groucho Marx: I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

- 6. Joey Adams: A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife a ...

- 7. George Carlin: Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof ...

- 8. Lewis B. Frumkes: How to Raise your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children

- 9. Voltaire: I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say i ...

- 10. Ronald Reagan: Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you ...

- 11. Fred Hoyle: Space isn't remote at all. It's only an hour's drive away if your car could go s ...

- 12. David Frost: Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn't hav ...

- 13. Lucille Ball: The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your ...

- 14. Martin Mull: The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.

- 15. Richard Feynman: The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest ...

- 16. Lily Tomlin: Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

- 17. Mickey Mouse: Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.

- 18. Woody Allen: I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to ...

- 19. James Thurber: You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.

- 20. Richter cartoon caption: Orthodox medicine has not found an answer to your complaint. However, luckily fo ...
