127 Quotations by Woody Allen
- 1. A 'Bay Area Bisexual' told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.
- 2. A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.
- 3. A relationship is like a shark - it has to keep moving forward or it dies. Well, what we have on our ...
- 4. A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. An ...
- 5. As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to g ...
- 6. Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats.
- 7. Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
- 8. Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
- 9. Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to ...
- 10. Cloquet hated reality but realized it was still the only place to get a good steak.
- 11. Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and pot ...
- 12. Don't knock masturbation -- it's sex with someone I love.
- 13. Eighty percent of success is showing up.
- 14. Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
- 15. Eternity is a long time, especially towards the end.
- 16. Eternity is very long, especially towards the end.
- 17. For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermu ...
- 18. For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath ...
- 19. Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love
- 20. His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
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