Famous Quotes / Lily Tomlin
31 Quotations by Lily Tomlin
- 1. Eternity is just Time on an ego trip
- 2. For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
- 3. Forgiveness means giving up all hope for a better past.
- 4. I have always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.
- 5. I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
- 6. I may be schizophrenic, but I'll always have each other.
- 7. I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
- 8. If I had known what it would be like to have it all, I might have been willing to settle for less.
- 9. If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
- 10. If truth is beauty, then how come no one has their hair done in a library?
- 11. If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not co ...
- 12. Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
- 13. Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's ...
- 14. No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.
- 15. Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
- 16. Reality is the crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
- 17. Reality is the crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
- 18. Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
- 19. Thank God kids never mean well
- 20. The best mind-altering drug is truth.