Famous Quotes / Lily Tomlin
31 Quotations by Lily Tomlin
- 21. The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year, everything from kings, queens, and presidents to ...
- 22. The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
- 23. The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
- 24. Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
- 25. We are all in this together, by ourselves.
- 26. We're all in this alone.
- 27. What's reality anyway? Nothing but a collective hunch.
- 28. When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don't feel like laughing. I think it is bett ...
- 29. When i was growing up i always wanted to be someone. now i realize i should have been more specific.
- 30. Why is it when we talk to God we're praying -- but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?
- 31. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?