448 Quotations with Wife.
- 41. Eric Berne: No man is a hero to his wife's psychiatrist.

- 42. Rodney Dangerfield: Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'W ...

- 43. Baghdad Betty: While you are away, movie stars are taking your women. Robert Redford is dating ...

- 44. Socrates: By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad on ...

- 45. Homer: May the gods grant you all things which your heart desires, and may they give yo ...

- 46. Euripides: A second wife
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- 47. Euripides: Man's best possession is a sympathetic wife.

- 48. Lana Turner: A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successf ...

- 49. Oscar Wilde: When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When a ...

- 50. Sacha Guitry: A l'egard de celui qui vous prend votre femme, il n'est de pire vengeance que de ...

- 51. Cyril Connolly: The true index of a man's character is the health of his wife.

- 52. Henny Youngman: I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

- 53. Jack Benny: My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we ...

- 54. Kurt Vonnegut: And Lot's wife, of course, was told not to look back where all those people and ...

- 55. Rodney Dangerfield: My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

- 56. Rodney Dangerfield: My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calenda ...

- 57. Rodney Dangerfield: My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the ...

- 58. Rodney Dangerfield: I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

- 59. Erma Bombeck: A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her b ...

- 60. Henry Youngman: My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

Wife Quotes by Power Quotations
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