Famous Quotes / Jack Benny
7 Quotations by Jack Benny
- 1. A cannibal is a guy who goes into a restaurant and orders the waiter
- 2. A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed l ...
- 3. I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis -- and I don't deserve that, either.
- 4. I don't deserve this, but I have arthritis, and I don't deserve that either
- 5. I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is, when ...
- 6. It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.
- 7. My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument seri ...