127 Quotations with Phone.
- 1. James Thurber: Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
![Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?. James Thurber.](/img/view.gif)
- 2. Sir William Preece: The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not. We have plenty of messe ...
![The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not. We have plenty of messe .... Sir William Preece.](/img/view.gif)
- 3. Garry Shandling: I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't k ...
![I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't k .... Garry Shandling.](/img/view.gif)
- 4. Steven Pearl: I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter.
![I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter.. Steven Pearl.](/img/view.gif)
- 5. Jimmy Buffett: If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me
![If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me. Jimmy Buffett.](/img/view.gif)
- 6. Karen Elizabeth Gordon: All phone calls are obscene.
![All phone calls are obscene.. Karen Elizabeth Gordon.](/img/view.gif)
- 7. Lilly Tomlin: The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year --- everything from kings, que ...
![The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year --- everything from kings, que .... Lilly Tomlin.](/img/view.gif)
- 8. Lilly Tomlin: We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.
![We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.. Lilly Tomlin.](/img/view.gif)
- 9. Fran Lebowitz: The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a dri ...
![The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a dri .... Fran Lebowitz.](/img/view.gif)
- 10. Ambrose Bierce: TELESCOPE, n. A device having a relation to the eye similar to that of the telep ...
![TELESCOPE, n. A device having a relation to the eye similar to that of the telep .... Ambrose Bierce.](/img/view.gif)
- 11. Lenny Bruce: Communism is like one big phone company.
![Communism is like one big phone company.. Lenny Bruce.](/img/view.gif)
- 12. Gov. Bill Clinton: I like to play saxophone because you don't inhale.
![I like to play saxophone because you don't inhale.. Gov. Bill Clinton.](/img/view.gif)
- 13. John R. Searle: Because we do not understand the brain very well we are constantly tempted to us ...
![Because we do not understand the brain very well we are constantly tempted to us .... John R. Searle.](/img/view.gif)
- 14. Woody Allen: The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5'7", it is ...
![The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5'7](/img/view.gif)
- 15. Fran Lebowitz: Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will ...
![Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will .... Fran Lebowitz.](/img/view.gif)
- 16. Rodney Dangerfield: A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I w ...
![A girl phoned me the other day and said](/img/view.gif)
- 17. Doug Larson: Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is ...
![Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is .... Doug Larson.](/img/view.gif)
- 18. Greg Proops: I guarantee you it's not the stoned kids that are shooting everyone. They don't ...
![I guarantee you it's not the stoned kids that are shooting everyone. They don't .... Greg Proops.](/img/view.gif)
- 19. Jay Leno: Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport ...
![Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport .... Jay Leno.](/img/view.gif)
- 20. Unknown: One good reason why computers can do more work than people is that they never ha ...
![One good reason why computers can do more work than people is that they never ha .... Unknown.](/img/view.gif)
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