127 Quotations with Phone.
- 1. James Thurber: Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
- 2. Sir William Preece: The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not. We have plenty of messe ...
- 3. Garry Shandling: I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't k ...
- 4. Steven Pearl: I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter.
- 5. Jimmy Buffett: If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me
- 6. Karen Elizabeth Gordon: All phone calls are obscene.
- 7. Lilly Tomlin: The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year --- everything from kings, que ...
- 8. Lilly Tomlin: We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.
- 9. Fran Lebowitz: The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a dri ...
- 10. Ambrose Bierce: TELESCOPE, n. A device having a relation to the eye similar to that of the telep ...
- 11. Lenny Bruce: Communism is like one big phone company.
- 12. Gov. Bill Clinton: I like to play saxophone because you don't inhale.
- 13. John R. Searle: Because we do not understand the brain very well we are constantly tempted to us ...
- 14. Woody Allen: The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5'7", it is ...
- 15. Fran Lebowitz: Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will ...
- 16. Rodney Dangerfield: A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I w ...
- 17. Doug Larson: Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is ...
- 18. Greg Proops: I guarantee you it's not the stoned kids that are shooting everyone. They don't ...
- 19. Jay Leno: Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport ...
- 20. Unknown: One good reason why computers can do more work than people is that they never ha ...
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