20 Quotations by Lenny Bruce
- 1. A lot of people say to me, "Why did you kill Christ?" "I dunno... it was one of those parties, got o ...
- 2. All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without diseas ...
- 3. Because I'm Jewish, a lot of people ask why I killed Christ. What can I say? It was one of those par ...
- 4. Communism is like one big phone company.
- 5. Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.
- 6. I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What ...
- 7. In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
- 8. It's the suppression of the word that gives it the power, the violence, the viciousness.
- 9. Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.
- 10. Now a Jew, in the dictionary, is one who is descended from the ancient tribes of Judea, or one who i ...
- 11. Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to sa ...
- 12. Take away the right to say "fuck" and you take away the right to say "fuck the government."
- 13. The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.
- 14. The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an ho ...
- 15. The reason I'm in this business, I assume all performers are -- it's "Look at me, Ma!" It's acceptan ...
- 16. The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.
- 17. The thing with Catholicism, the same as all religions, is that it teaches what should be, which seem ...
- 18. There are no dirty words, only dirty minds.
- 19. Today's comedian has a cross to bear that he built himself. A comedian of the older generation did a ...
- 20. When you are eight years old, nothing is any of your business.
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