76 Quotations by Jay Leno
- 1. A number of plastic surgeons are claiming that looking at John Kerry now, as opposed to a few months ...
- 2. A student from the University of Washington has sold his soul on eBay for $400. He's a law student, ...
- 3. According to a new study, Botox injections can help back pain. So you see, that's why John Kerry had ...
- 4. According to doctors, George Bush has the lowest heartbeat ever recorded by someone in the White Hou ...
- 5. After seeing Condit last night, we now realize how great a liar Clinton was.
- 6. Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Gre ...
- 7. America Online customers are upset because the company has decided to allow advertising in its chat ...
- 8. An Israeli man's life was saved when he was given a Palestinian man's heart in a heart transplant op ...
- 9. Anheuser-Busch gives two free cases of beer to its employees at all of its parks, like Busch Gardens ...
- 10. Arnold Schwarzenegger announced that he is going to run for governor on our program last night. My s ...
- 11. At his wife's 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Dick Cheney had a huge steak and battere ...
- 12. Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on Larry King, 'I wish I had bo ...
- 13. CNN said that after the war, there is a plan to divide Iraq into three parts: regular, premium and u ...
- 14. Dick Cheney told reports that he has a new outlook on life. He says the best part of waking up is... ...
- 15. Even Arnold's adviser says he was shocked by his decision to run. I mean, his people were backstage ...
- 16. Experts say that if we go to war with Iraq, oil could reach as much as $80 a barrel. Of course, afte ...
- 17. For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make ov ...
- 18. George W. Bush says he spends sixty to ninety minutes a day working out. He says he works out becaus ...
- 19. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Tea ...
- 20. Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will ...
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