Dick Cheney told reports that he has a new outlook on life. He says the best part of waking up is... waking up! I guess the doctors don't even put stitches in Cheney's chest anymore - they now just use Velcro. - Jay Leno

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Jay Leno: "Dick Cheney told reports that he has a new outlook on life. He says the best part of waking up is... waking up! I guess the doctors don't even put stitches in Cheney's chest anymore - they now just use Velcro."

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Anymore	Cheney	Cheneys	Chest
Dick	Doctors	Even	Guess
Just	Life	Outlook	Part
Reports	Says	Stitches	Velcro
Waking

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