3884 Quotations with Even.
- 1. Douglas Adams: There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the U ...
![There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the U .... Douglas Adams.](/img/view.gif)
- 2. Steven Wright: My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
![My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.. Steven Wright.](/img/view.gif)
- 3. Steven Wright: Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
![Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.. Steven Wright.](/img/view.gif)
- 4. Steven Wright: If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
![If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?. Steven Wright.](/img/view.gif)
- 5. Steven Wright: I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
![I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.. Steven Wright.](/img/view.gif)
- 6. Steven Wright: I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
![I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.. Steven Wright.](/img/view.gif)
- 7. Steven Wright: Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact d ...
![Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact d .... Steven Wright.](/img/view.gif)
- 8. Dorothy Parker: I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of ...
![I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of .... Dorothy Parker.](/img/view.gif)
- 9. Grabel's Law: 2 is not equal to 3, not even for large values of 2.
![2 is not equal to 3, not even for large values of 2.. Grabel's Law.](/img/view.gif)
- 10. Alexandre Dumas: All generalizations are dangerous, even this one.
![All generalizations are dangerous, even this one.. Alexandre Dumas.](/img/view.gif)
- 11. Will Rogers: Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
![Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.. Will Rogers.](/img/view.gif)
- 12. Napoleon Bonaparte: History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
![History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.. Napoleon Bonaparte.](/img/view.gif)
- 13. Jules Renard: I am not sincere, even when I say I am not.
![I am not sincere, even when I say I am not.. Jules Renard.](/img/view.gif)
- 14. Steven Wright: I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.
![I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.. Steven Wright.](/img/view.gif)
- 15. Ronald Reagan: I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, eve ...
![I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, eve .... Ronald Reagan.](/img/view.gif)
- 16. Steven Wright: I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the pl ...
![I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the pl .... Steven Wright.](/img/view.gif)
- 17. Steven Wright: Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house a ...
![Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house a .... Steven Wright.](/img/view.gif)
- 18. Tallulah Bankhead: Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.
![Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.. Tallulah Bankhead.](/img/view.gif)
- 19. Sam Levenson: Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a c ...
![Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a c .... Sam Levenson.](/img/view.gif)
- 20. Herb Caen: The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the ...
![The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the .... Herb Caen.](/img/view.gif)
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