Famous Quotes / Will Rogers
166 Quotations by Will Rogers
- 1. A conference is just an admission that you want somebody to join you in your troubles.
- 2. A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
- 3. A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you ...
- 4. A man can learn only two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
- 5. About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an i ...
- 6. Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't ...
- 7. All I know is just what I read in the papers.
- 8. America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.
- 9. America is a land of opportunity and don't ever forget it.
- 10. America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of not ...
- 11. America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
- 12. An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
- 13. An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
- 14. An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.
- 15. Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what's going to happen to us with both a Senate a ...
- 16. And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can sa ...
- 17. Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game -- it, and high taxes.
- 18. Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
- 19. Being a hero is about the shortest lived profession on earth.
- 20. Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.