Famous Quotes / Will Rogers
166 Quotations by Will Rogers
- 21. Communism is like prohibition: it is a good idea, but it won't work.
- 22. Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
- 23. Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
- 24. Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
- 25. Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplo ...
- 26. Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell i ...
- 27. Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.
- 28. Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
- 29. Even if your on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there
- 30. Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something ...
- 31. Everybody is ignorant -- only on different subjects.
- 32. Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
- 33. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
- 34. Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
- 35. Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody else putt
- 36. Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life tryi ...
- 37. Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
- 38. I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
- 39. I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
- 40. I bet you if I had met him [Trotsky] and had a chat with him, I would have found him a very interest ...