Famous Quotes / Will Rogers
166 Quotations by Will Rogers
- 41. I bet you if I had met him [Trotsky] and had a chat with him, I would have found him a very interest ...
- 42. I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his own money.
- 43. I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
- 44. I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf will. I have never been de ...
- 45. I have Indian Blood in me. I have just enough white blood for you to question my honesty
- 46. I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.
- 47. I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today.
- 48. I never met a man I didn't like.
- 49. I only believe what I read in the paper.
- 50. I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight ...
- 51. I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes. I hope they do get 'em lowered enoug ...
- 52. I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.
- 53. I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child a ...
- 54. I wonder if it isn't just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips.
- 55. I'm just an old country boy in a big town trying to get along. I have geen eating pretty regular and ...
- 56. I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
- 57. I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
- 58. If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a w ...
- 59. If studidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- 60. If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?