76 Quotations by Jay Leno
- 21. Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
- 22. Hillary Clinton is getting a little bit of controversy because she has the most expensive hometown o ...
- 23. How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let their kids take a leak?
- 24. I guess today Senator James Jeffords from Vermont left the Republican party, became an independent. ...
- 25. I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good…Maybe you're ...
- 26. I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'W ...
- 27. If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
- 28. If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.
- 29. In a new issue of Esquire magazine, they revealed that before he was married to Teresa Heinz, Senato ...
- 30. It looks like it's going to be Arnold Schwarzenegger or Gray Davis. You got a robot from the future ...
- 31. It's just a matter of time before we go into Iraq and get Saddam Hussein. I think just before Bush f ...
- 32. John Kerry was the big winner in Iowa. Ted Kennedy introduced Kerry as the 'comeback kid.' That used ...
- 33. Kerry has already begun his search for a running mate. They say that because John Edwards still has ...
- 34. Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of LA in the next election. Remember the ...
- 35. Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, ...
- 36. Nineteen percent of doctors say that they'd be able to give their patients a lethal injection. But t ...
- 37. Now see, a lot of critics are saying Arnold can't get elected because he's just an ambitious guy wit ...
- 38. Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are ...
- 39. Of course with John McCain out of the race, George W. Bush has to pick a running mate. Which is kind ...
- 40. On Monday, President Bush will reach his 100th day in office. It's a big milestone for him, surpasse ...
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