Famous Quotes / Doug Larson
29 Quotations by Doug Larson
- 1. A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.
- 2. A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
- 3. A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes.
- 4. A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
- 5. Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
- 6. Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.
- 7. Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of hom ...
- 8. If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
- 9. If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing pole ...
- 10. If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of ...
- 11. Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
- 12. Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.
- 13. Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.
- 14. Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.
- 15. Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.
- 16. Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enought to know they were i ...
- 17. Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
- 18. The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
- 19. The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
- 20. The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.