47 Quotations by Fran Lebowitz
- 1. All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
![All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.. Fran Lebowitz.](/img/view.gif)
- 2. Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he is buying.
![Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he is buying.. Fran Lebowitz.](/img/view.gif)
- 3. Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simp ...
![Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simp .... Fran Lebowitz.](/img/view.gif)
- 4. Children ask better questions than adults. May I have a cookie? Why is the sky blue? and What does a ...
![Children ask better questions than adults. May I have a cookie? Why is the sky blue? and What does a .... Fran Lebowitz.](/img/view.gif)
- 5. Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step -- it is an old business procedure.
![Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step -- it is an old business procedure.. Fran Lebowitz.](/img/view.gif)
- 6. Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he f ...
![Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he f .... Fran Lebowitz.](/img/view.gif)
- 7. Favorite animal: steak.
![Favorite animal: steak.. Fran Lebowitz.](/img/view.gif)
- 8. Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
![Food is an important part of a balanced diet.. Fran Lebowitz.](/img/view.gif)
- 9. Girls who put out are tramps. Girls who don't are ladies. This is, however, a rather archaic usage o ...
![Girls who put out are tramps. Girls who don't are ladies. This is, however, a rather archaic usage o .... Fran Lebowitz.](/img/view.gif)
- 10. Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
![Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.. Fran Lebowitz.](/img/view.gif)
- 11. Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
![Humility is no substitute for a good personality.. Fran Lebowitz.](/img/view.gif)
- 12. I do not believe in God. I believe in cashmere.
![I do not believe in God. I believe in cashmere.. Fran Lebowitz.](/img/view.gif)
- 13. I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
![I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.. Fran Lebowitz.](/img/view.gif)
- 14. I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the co ...
![I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the co .... Fran Lebowitz.](/img/view.gif)
- 15. I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary i ...
![I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary i .... Fran Lebowitz.](/img/view.gif)
- 16. I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behav ...
![I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behav .... Fran Lebowitz.](/img/view.gif)
- 17. I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or ...
![I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or .... Fran Lebowitz.](/img/view.gif)
- 18. If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.
![If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.. Fran Lebowitz.](/img/view.gif)
- 19. If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic natur ...
![If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic natur .... Fran Lebowitz.](/img/view.gif)
- 20. If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something.
![If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something.. Fran Lebowitz.](/img/view.gif)
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