Famous Quotes
828 Quotations with Pens.
- 1. Fran Lebowitz: Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
- 2. Woody Allen: It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- 3. Joey Adams: A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife a ...
- 4. Dick Cavett: As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispens ...
- 5. Robert Byrne: Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravat ...
- 6. John Sladek: The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only fa ...
- 7. Samuel Goldwyn: Spare no expense to save money on this one.
- 8. John Lennon: Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
- 9. Jef Raskin: Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. Th ...
- 10. From "Taxi": The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere ...
- 11. George Wallace: Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we've been bo ...
- 12. Jerry Seinfeld: It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always ...
- 13. Soren Kierkegaard: People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought whi ...
- 14. John Kenneth Galbraith: Meetings are indispensable when you don't want to do anything.
- 15. Francois de La Rochefoucauld: Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that hap ...
- 16. Robert Benchley: An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take of ...
- 17. Woody Allen: His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral ...
- 18. Albert Camus: Too many have dispensed with generosity in order to practice charity.
- 19. Bertrand Russell: To be without some of the things you want is an indispensable part of happiness.
- 20. W. Somerset Maugham: When things are at their worst I find something always happens.