Famous Quotes / Jerry Seinfeld
7 Quotations by Jerry Seinfeld
- 1. A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
- 2. I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!
- 3. It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits th ...
- 4. Men want the same thing from women that they want from their underwear... a little support, comfort, ...
- 5. There is no such thing as "fun for the whole family."
- 6. There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show m ...
- 7. Without lying there would be no sex.