28 Quotations by Robert Benchley
- 1. A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three tim ...
- 2. A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three tim ...
- 3. A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three tim ...
- 4. A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
- 5. An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter wha ...
- 6. Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the momen ...
- 7. As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did.
- 8. Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a len ...
- 9. Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
- 10. Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
- 11. Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding ...
- 12. Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling just a bit unchivalrous.
- 13. For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush, rush, rush, w ...
- 14. I can't bring myself to say, 'Well, I guess I'll be toddling along.' It isn't that I can't toddle. I ...
- 15. I can't seem to bring myself to say, "Well, I guess I'll be toddling along." It isn't that I can't t ...
- 16. I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
- 17. I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.
- 18. It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up bec ...
- 19. Most of the arguments to which I am a party fall somewhat short of being impressive, owing to the fa ...
- 20. Tell us your phobias, and we will tell you what you are afraid of.
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