3789 Quotations with Ding.
- 1. Woody Allen: I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It inv ...
- 2. Ed Gardner: Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
- 3. Sir Julian Huxley: Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smil ...
- 4. Groucho Marx: From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with ...
- 5. George Orwell: The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it.
- 6. Mark Twain: Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
- 7. John Sladek: The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only fa ...
- 8. Charles M. Schulz: I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer i ...
- 9. Robert Byrne: Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.
- 10. Benjamin Franklin: There is no kind of dishonesty into which otherwise good people more easily and ...
- 11. Lady Violet Bonham Carter: Outer space is no place for a person of breeding.
- 12. Ogden Nash: People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
- 13. Jackie Mason: It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickn ...
- 14. Fletcher Knebel: Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
- 15. Edward Chilton: I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charg ...
- 16. Jane Wagner: Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.
- 17. Henny Youngman: When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- 18. Georg Christoph Lichtenberg: Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own.
- 19. Steven Wright: There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot ...
- 20. Charles Baudelaire: It is by universal misunderstanding that all agree. For if, by ill luck, people ...
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