Famous Quotes
28 Quotations with Waiter.
- 1. Lemony Snicket: Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant, filled with odd waiters who bring ...
- 2. Waiter Rant: Angels dancing on the head of a pin dissolve into nothingness at the bedside of ...
- 3. Waiter Rant: We want God to come and save us. But he won't. God doesn't stop levees from fail ...
- 4. Waiter Rant: The inability to secure a reservation drives yuppies absolutely crazy.
- 5. Waiter Rant: But seduction isn't making someone do what they don't want to do. Seduction is e ...
- 6. Jack Benny: A cannibal is a guy who goes into a restaurant and orders the waiter
- 7. Peter Ustinov: A diplomat these days is nothing but a head waiter who is allowed to sit down oc ...
- 8. Harrison Ford: I'm an assistant storyteller. It's like being a waiter or a gas-station attendan ...
- 9. Don Herold: It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.
- 10. William Collier: The soup is never hot enough if the waiter can keep his thumb in it.
- 11. Bill Bryson: There are things you just can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company, yo ...
- 12. Djuna Barnes: Well, isn't Bohemia a place where everyone is as good as everyone else -- and mu ...
- 13. Raymond Chandler: Would you convey my compliments to the purist who reads your proofs and tell him ...
- 14. Erma Bombeck: The age of your children is a key factor in how quickly you are served in a rest ...
- 15. Tommy Cooper: I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs? ...
- 16. Bill Conti: Mozart's job classification was to write music, which he did for ballets and ope ...
- 17. Rodney Dangerfield: With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best ...
- 18. Jane Fonda: I'm an assistant storyteller. It's like being a waiter or a gas-station attendan ...
- 19. Kennedy Fraser: Women's hands, heavy with diamonds, stirred coffee in tiny cups or alighted play ...
- 20. Andy Garcia: I was a banquet waiter at the Beverly Hilton hotel. You learn a lot when you're ...