Famous Quotes / Don Herold
12 Quotations by Don Herold
- 1. A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
- 2. A lot of women are getting alimony who don't earn it.
- 3. Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.
- 4. I had, out of my sixty teachers, a scant half dozen who couldn't have been supplanted by phonographs ...
- 5. It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.
- 6. Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.
- 7. There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe.
- 8. There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
- 9. There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.
- 10. Unhappiness is not knowing what we want, and killing ourselves to get it.
- 11. Why resist temptation? There will always be more.
- 12. Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.