1304 Quotations with Last.
- 1. Steven Wright: Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact d ...
- 2. W. C. Fields: Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
- 3. Sir Julian Huxley: Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smil ...
- 4. De la Lastra's Corollary: After an access cover has been secured by 16 hold-down screws, it will be discov ...
- 5. De La Lastra's Law: After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it w ...
- 6. Ralph Waldo Emerson: Every hero becomes a bore at last.
- 7. Woody Allen: How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the rolle ...
- 8. Steven Wright: Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house a ...
- 9. Dan Quayle: When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the kill ...
- 10. Lewis Thomas: The cloning of humans is on most of the lists of things to worry about from Scie ...
- 11. Solomon Short: Any great truth can -- and eventually will -- be expressed as a cliche -- a clic ...
- 12. M. Cartmill: As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I th ...
- 13. Jackie Mason: I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
- 14. Tommy Cooper: Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillo ...
- 15. Richard Diran: I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.
- 16. Evan Davis: Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
- 17. Anatole France: The average man, who does not know what to do with his life, wants another one w ...
- 18. Peter Ustinov: If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an e ...
- 19. Rita Rudner: In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
- 20. Nora Ephron: If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters.
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