Famous Quotes / W. C. Fields
39 Quotations by W. C. Fields
- 1. A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
- 2. A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
- 3. Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
- 4. Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
- 5. I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy.
- 6. I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
- 7. I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
- 8. I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
- 9. I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
- 10. I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
- 11. I never met a kid I liked.
- 12. I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.
- 13. I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
- 14. I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
- 15. I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.
- 16. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool abou ...
- 17. If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
- 18. It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
- 19. It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.
- 20. Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.