1304 Quotations with Last.
- 1. Steven Wright: Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact d ...
![Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact d .... Steven Wright.](/img/view.gif)
- 2. W. C. Fields: Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
![Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.. W. C. Fields.](/img/view.gif)
- 3. Sir Julian Huxley: Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smil ...
![Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smil .... Sir Julian Huxley.](/img/view.gif)
- 4. De la Lastra's Corollary: After an access cover has been secured by 16 hold-down screws, it will be discov ...
![After an access cover has been secured by 16 hold-down screws, it will be discov .... De la Lastra's Corollary.](/img/view.gif)
- 5. De La Lastra's Law: After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it w ...
![After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it w .... De La Lastra's Law.](/img/view.gif)
- 6. Ralph Waldo Emerson: Every hero becomes a bore at last.
![Every hero becomes a bore at last.. Ralph Waldo Emerson.](/img/view.gif)
- 7. Woody Allen: How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the rolle ...
![How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the rolle .... Woody Allen.](/img/view.gif)
- 8. Steven Wright: Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house a ...
![Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house a .... Steven Wright.](/img/view.gif)
- 9. Dan Quayle: When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the kill ...
![When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the kill .... Dan Quayle.](/img/view.gif)
- 10. Lewis Thomas: The cloning of humans is on most of the lists of things to worry about from Scie ...
![The cloning of humans is on most of the lists of things to worry about from Scie .... Lewis Thomas.](/img/view.gif)
- 11. Solomon Short: Any great truth can -- and eventually will -- be expressed as a cliche -- a clic ...
![Any great truth can -- and eventually will -- be expressed as a cliche -- a clic .... Solomon Short.](/img/view.gif)
- 12. M. Cartmill: As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I th ...
![As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I th .... M. Cartmill.](/img/view.gif)
- 13. Jackie Mason: I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
![I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.. Jackie Mason.](/img/view.gif)
- 14. Tommy Cooper: Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillo ...
![Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillo .... Tommy Cooper.](/img/view.gif)
- 15. Richard Diran: I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.
![I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.. Richard Diran.](/img/view.gif)
- 16. Evan Davis: Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
![Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.. Evan Davis.](/img/view.gif)
- 17. Anatole France: The average man, who does not know what to do with his life, wants another one w ...
![The average man, who does not know what to do with his life, wants another one w .... Anatole France.](/img/view.gif)
- 18. Peter Ustinov: If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an e ...
![If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an e .... Peter Ustinov.](/img/view.gif)
- 19. Rita Rudner: In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
![In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.. Rita Rudner.](/img/view.gif)
- 20. Nora Ephron: If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters.
![If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters.. Nora Ephron.](/img/view.gif)
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