167 Quotations with Joke.
- 1. Hermann Hesse: Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
- 2. Aristotle: The gods too are fond of a joke.
- 3. Henry Cate VII: The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
- 4. Georg Christoph Lichtenberg: A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
- 5. Will Rogers: I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
- 6. Charles Brower: A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed ...
- 7. Terry Cohen: He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
- 8. Sidney Madwed: Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the ...
- 9. Ralph Waldo Emerson: The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or well intended ...
- 10. George Bernard Shaw: My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.
- 11. George Eliot: Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
- 12. Ambrose Bierce: EXILE, n. One who serves his country by residing abroad, yet is not an ambassado ...
- 13. Ambrose Bierce: HUMORIST, n. A plague that would have softened down the hoar austerity of Pharao ...
- 14. Ambrose Bierce: MACROBIAN, n. One forgotten of the gods and living to a great age. History is ab ...
- 15. Ambrose Bierce: ORTHODOX, n. An ox wearing the popular religious joke.
- 16. Ambrose Bierce: OUT-OF-DOORS, n. That part of one's environment upon which no government has bee ...
- 17. Ambrose Bierce: WITTICISM, n. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted, and seldom noted; what ...
- 18. T.S. Eliot: Television is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to list ...
- 19. Robert Frost: Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on ...
- 20. Aristophanes: Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master,
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