167 Quotations with Joke.
- 1. Hermann Hesse: Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
![Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.. Hermann Hesse.](/img/view.gif)
- 2. Aristotle: The gods too are fond of a joke.
![The gods too are fond of a joke.. Aristotle.](/img/view.gif)
- 3. Henry Cate VII: The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
![The problem with political jokes is they get elected.. Henry Cate VII.](/img/view.gif)
- 4. Georg Christoph Lichtenberg: A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
![A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.. Georg Christoph Lichtenberg.](/img/view.gif)
- 5. Will Rogers: I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
![I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.. Will Rogers.](/img/view.gif)
- 6. Charles Brower: A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed ...
![A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed .... Charles Brower.](/img/view.gif)
- 7. Terry Cohen: He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
![He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.. Terry Cohen.](/img/view.gif)
- 8. Sidney Madwed: Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the ...
![Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the .... Sidney Madwed.](/img/view.gif)
- 9. Ralph Waldo Emerson: The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or well intended ...
![The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or well intended .... Ralph Waldo Emerson.](/img/view.gif)
- 10. George Bernard Shaw: My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.
![My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.. George Bernard Shaw.](/img/view.gif)
- 11. George Eliot: Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
![Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.. George Eliot.](/img/view.gif)
- 12. Ambrose Bierce: EXILE, n. One who serves his country by residing abroad, yet is not an ambassado ...
![EXILE, n. One who serves his country by residing abroad, yet is not an ambassado .... Ambrose Bierce.](/img/view.gif)
- 13. Ambrose Bierce: HUMORIST, n. A plague that would have softened down the hoar austerity of Pharao ...
![HUMORIST, n. A plague that would have softened down the hoar austerity of Pharao .... Ambrose Bierce.](/img/view.gif)
- 14. Ambrose Bierce: MACROBIAN, n. One forgotten of the gods and living to a great age. History is ab ...
![MACROBIAN, n. One forgotten of the gods and living to a great age. History is ab .... Ambrose Bierce.](/img/view.gif)
- 15. Ambrose Bierce: ORTHODOX, n. An ox wearing the popular religious joke.
![ORTHODOX, n. An ox wearing the popular religious joke.. Ambrose Bierce.](/img/view.gif)
- 16. Ambrose Bierce: OUT-OF-DOORS, n. That part of one's environment upon which no government has bee ...
![OUT-OF-DOORS, n. That part of one's environment upon which no government has bee .... Ambrose Bierce.](/img/view.gif)
- 17. Ambrose Bierce: WITTICISM, n. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted, and seldom noted; what ...
![WITTICISM, n. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted, and seldom noted; what .... Ambrose Bierce.](/img/view.gif)
- 18. T.S. Eliot: Television is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to list ...
![Television is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to list .... T.S. Eliot.](/img/view.gif)
- 19. Robert Frost: Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on ...
![Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on .... Robert Frost.](/img/view.gif)
- 20. Aristophanes: Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master,
...
![Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master,
.... Aristophanes.](/img/view.gif)
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