Famous Quotes
1027 Quotations with Happen.
- 1. Douglas Adams: There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the U ...
- 2. Fran Lebowitz: Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
- 3. Woody Allen: It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- 4. Will Rogers: Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
- 5. Saki: The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have reminiscences o ...
- 6. Unknown: Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to ...
- 7. Edward P. Tryon: In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that o ...
- 8. Sir Winston Churchill: Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and ...
- 9. Anonymous: Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once. La ...
- 10. John Lennon: Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
- 11. Richter cartoon caption: Orthodox medicine has not found an answer to your complaint. However, luckily fo ...
- 12. Jef Raskin: Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. Th ...
- 13. John Barrymore: Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional ...
- 14. Woody Allen: Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
- 15. Will Rogers: See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
- 16. From "Taxi": The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere ...
- 17. Jerry Seinfeld: It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always ...
- 18. Will Rogers: Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what's going to happen to us ...
- 19. William Ralph Inge: Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happen ...
- 20. Francois de La Rochefoucauld: Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that hap ...