153 Quotations with Drunk.
- 21. Henry Miller: The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware, joyously, drunkenly, ...
- 22. Winston Churchill: Lady Astor: Mr. Churchill, You're drunk!
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- 23. P. J. O'Rourke: When it comes to taking chances, some people like to play poker or shoot dice; o ...
- 24. Dean Martin: You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
- 25. Charles Darwin: An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and ...
- 26. Joni Mitchell: All romantics meet the same fate someday. Cynical and drunk and boring someone i ...
- 27. Sir Winston Churchill: Statistics are like a drunk with a lampost: used more for support than illuminat ...
- 28. Johnny Depp: When kids hit the age of one, they're like miniature drunks. You have to hold on ...
- 29. Joe E. Lewis: You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
- 30. Lord Byron: Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication.
- 31. Isaac Asimov: Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after ...
- 32. Bible: They reel to and fro, and stagger like a drunken man, and are at their wit's end ...
- 33. George Burns: It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it' ...
- 34. Unknown: Bacchus: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting dr ...
- 35. Jeff Foxworthy: You might be a redneck if you've been too drunk to fish
- 36. Lord Chesterfield: Young men are apt to think themselves wise enough, as drunken men are apt to thi ...
- 37. George Bernard Shaw: The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than ...
- 38. Joe E. Lewis: A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.
- 39. Samuel Johnson: A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting dru ...
- 40. Joni Mitchell: Abstract Expressionism was invented by New York drunks.
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