Famous Quotes / Dean Martin
6 Quotations by Dean Martin
- 1. I don't drink anymore... I freeze it and eat it like a popsicle.
- 2. I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.
- 3. I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're ...
- 4. If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
- 5. When Jerry Lewis and I were big, we used to go to parties, and everybody thought I was big-headed an ...
- 6. You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.