25 Quotations by Joe E. Lewis
- 1. A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.
- 2. Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.
- 3. I always wake up at the crack of ice.
- 4. I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
- 5. I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.
- 6. I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.
- 7. I drink to forget I drink.
- 8. I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? ...
- 9. I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.
- 10. I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.
- 11. I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and gi ...
- 12. It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor, as long as you've got money.
- 13. It pays to get drunk with the best people.
- 14. Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.
- 15. Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.
- 16. Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.
- 17. Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.
- 18. The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
- 19. There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.
- 20. They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they exami ...
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