Famous Quotes / Jeff Foxworthy
11 Quotations by Jeff Foxworthy
- 1. Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?
- 2. I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
- 3. I've never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished the fifth grade a year before I did.
- 4. If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the wor ...
- 5. If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
- 6. If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.
- 7. My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not ...
- 8. The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked ...
- 9. There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can g ...
- 10. Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat doo ...
- 11. You might be a redneck if you've been too drunk to fish