45 Quotations by George Burns
- 1. Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

- 2. Age to me means nothing. I can't get old; I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of wo ...

- 3. Be quick to learn and wise to know.

- 4. Being an actor is easy, just picture someone in a room and you outside waiting for your cue to go in ...

- 5. By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.

- 6. Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

- 7. Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish your breakfast. You ...

- 8. Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can c ...

- 9. First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, y ...

- 10. Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

- 11. Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on ...

- 12. How can I die? I'm booked.

- 13. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

- 14. I don't worry about getting old. I'm old already. Only young people worry about getting old. When I ...

- 15. I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at somethin ...

- 16. I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

- 17. I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.

- 18. I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

- 19. I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to r ...

- 20. I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury

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