45 Quotations by George Burns
- 21. I'd go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
- 22. I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
- 23. I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
- 24. If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.
- 25. If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding wo ...
- 26. If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
- 27. It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or ...
- 28. It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.
- 29. It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex ...
- 30. Life's but a day at most.
- 31. People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a patern ...
- 32. Retirement at 65 is ridiculous. When I was 65, I still had pimples
- 33. Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
- 34. Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
- 35. The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as cl ...
- 36. There will always be a battle between the sexes because men and women want different things. Men wan ...
- 37. This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
- 38. Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting ha ...
- 39. Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
- 40. When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
George Burns Quotes by Power Quotations
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