45 Quotations by George Burns
- 21. I'd go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.

- 22. I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.

- 23. I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.

- 24. If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.

- 25. If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding wo ...

- 26. If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

- 27. It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or ...

- 28. It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.

- 29. It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex ...

- 30. Life's but a day at most.

- 31. People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a patern ...

- 32. Retirement at 65 is ridiculous. When I was 65, I still had pimples

- 33. Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

- 34. Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

- 35. The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as cl ...

- 36. There will always be a battle between the sexes because men and women want different things. Men wan ...

- 37. This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.

- 38. Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting ha ...

- 39. Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.

- 40. When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

George Burns Quotes by Power Quotations
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