Famous Quotes
89 Quotations with Divorce.
- 1. Carolyn Green: I don't believe in divorce. I believe in widowhood.
- 2. Elayne Boosler: I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think some ...
- 3. Lauren Bacall: In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per ...
- 4. Don Quinn: A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a div ...
- 5. Zsa Zsa Gabor: Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting ...
- 6. Oscar Wilde: Divorces are made in heaven.
- 7. John Kenneth Galbraith: The happiest time of anyone's life is just after the first divorce.
- 8. Margo Kaufman: Remarriage is an excellent test of just how amicable your divorce was.
- 9. Ruth Gordon: In our family we don't divorce our men - we bury them.
- 10. Elinor Glyn: American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous t ...
- 11. Woody Allen: For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided ...
- 12. Robin Williams: Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through ...
- 13. Richard Jeni: It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. Bu ...
- 14. Jack Benny: My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we ...
- 15. Robin Williams: Ah, divorce. The Latin word meaning to rip a man's genitals out through his wall ...
- 16. Zsa Zsa Gabor: I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
- 17. Unknown: The surest sign that a man is in love is when he divorces his wife.
- 18. Unknown: There are two sides to every divorce: yours and the shithead's.
- 19. Mickey Rooney: A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm ...
- 20. Edith Wharton: A New York divorce is in itself a diploma of virtue.