20 Quotations by Robin Williams
- 1. Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
![Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.. Robin Williams.](/img/view.gif)
- 2. Ah, divorce. The Latin word meaning to rip a man's genitals out through his wallet.
![Ah, divorce. The Latin word meaning to rip a man's genitals out through his wallet.. Robin Williams.](/img/view.gif)
- 3. Carpe Diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
![Carpe Diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.. Robin Williams.](/img/view.gif)
- 4. Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.
![Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.. Robin Williams.](/img/view.gif)
- 5. Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.
![Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.. Robin Williams.](/img/view.gif)
- 6. Comedy is acting out optimism.
![Comedy is acting out optimism.. Robin Williams.](/img/view.gif)
- 7. Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table's ready."
![Death is nature's way of saying,](/img/view.gif)
- 8. Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, ...
![Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, .... Robin Williams.](/img/view.gif)
- 9. If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
![If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?. Robin Williams.](/img/view.gif)
- 10. If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
![If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.. Robin Williams.](/img/view.gif)
- 11. Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.
![Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.. Robin Williams.](/img/view.gif)
- 12. Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
![Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.. Robin Williams.](/img/view.gif)
- 13. See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a ti ...
![See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a ti .... Robin Williams.](/img/view.gif)
- 14. She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each oth ...
![She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each oth .... Robin Williams.](/img/view.gif)
- 15. Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"
![Spring is nature's way of saying,](/img/view.gif)
- 16. The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
![The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.. Robin Williams.](/img/view.gif)
- 17. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all of its students.
![Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all of its students.. Robin Williams.](/img/view.gif)
- 18. We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictator ...
![We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictator .... Robin Williams.](/img/view.gif)
- 19. When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'
![When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'. Robin Williams.](/img/view.gif)
- 20. You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
![You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.. Robin Williams.](/img/view.gif)
Robin Williams Quotes by Power Quotations
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