20 Quotations by Robin Williams
- 1. Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
- 2. Ah, divorce. The Latin word meaning to rip a man's genitals out through his wallet.
- 3. Carpe Diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
- 4. Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.
- 5. Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.
- 6. Comedy is acting out optimism.
- 7. Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table's ready."
- 8. Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, ...
- 9. If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
- 10. If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
- 11. Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.
- 12. Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
- 13. See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a ti ...
- 14. She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each oth ...
- 15. Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"
- 16. The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
- 17. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all of its students.
- 18. We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictator ...
- 19. When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'
- 20. You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
Robin Williams Quotes by Power Quotations
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