Famous Quotes / Elayne Boosler
6 Quotations by Elayne Boosler
- 1. Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
- 2. I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter ...
- 3. I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.
- 4. I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with m ...
- 5. When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
- 6. When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole differen ...