7070 Quotations with Ting.
- 1. W. C. Fields: Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
- 2. Woody Allen: Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
- 3. Sir Winston Churchill: I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordea ...
- 4. Arthur C. Clarke: When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he ...
- 5. Emile Coue: Every day, in every way, I am getting better and better.
- 6. Groucho Marx: I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BE ...
- 7. H. L. Mencken: Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
- 8. Sir Ralph Richardson: Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.
- 9. Unknown: Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence ...
- 10. De La Lastra's Law: After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it w ...
- 11. Cyril Connolly: Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be ...
- 12. Unknown: Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
- 13. Unknown: Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those ...
- 14. Lewis B. Frumkes: How to Raise your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children
- 15. J. D. Salinger: I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me hap ...
- 16. Ronald Reagan: I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, eve ...
- 17. Oscar Wilde: I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.
- 18. Woody Allen: I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into ...
- 19. New York City detective: I've gone into hundreds of [fortune-teller's parlors], and have been told thousa ...
- 20. Ambrose Bierce: Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
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