339 Quotations with News.
- 21. Ambrose Bierce: LODGER, n. A less popular name for the Second Person of that delectable newspape ...

- 22. Ambrose Bierce: MACROBIAN, n. One forgotten of the gods and living to a great age. History is ab ...

- 23. Ambrose Bierce: OLYMPIAN, adj. Relating to a mountain in Thessaly, once inhabited by gods, now a ...

- 24. Ambrose Bierce: PILLORY, n. A mechanical device for inflicting personal distinction -- prototype ...

- 25. Ambrose Bierce: SERIAL, n. A literary work, usually a story that is not true, creeping through s ...

- 26. Bertolt Brecht: He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news.

- 27. Joseph Pulitzer: Newspapers should have no friends.

- 28. Mark Twain: It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you: the one to s ...

- 29. Michael Parenti: People may like what third-party candidates say, because often they are the only ...

- 30. Helen Rowland: Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; af ...

- 31. Lewis Grizzard: Being a newspaper columnist is like marrying a nymphomaniac - It's great for the ...

- 32. Johnny Carson: How much of the national news that you report to the public each night consists ...

- 33. Connie Chung to Johnny Carson: In all honesty, Johnny, we are often at the mercy of the White House for the new ...

- 34. Elbert Hubbard: Editor: a person employed on a newspaper whose business it is to seperate the wh ...

- 35. George Will - Newsweek: In the lexicon of the political class, the word "sacrifice" means that the citiz ...

- 36. Science News: Reality's failure rate is similar to [that of] other barrier contraceptives.
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- 37. Thomas Higginson: The test of an author is not to be found merely in the number of his phrases tha ...

- 38. Joe Keenan: There are, however, people in this world who seldom pick up a newspaper, people ...

- 39. Neil Postman: The whole problem with news on television comes down to this: all the words utte ...

- 40. Dave Barry: All the big corporations depreciate their possessions, and you can, too, provide ...

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