25 Quotations by Johnny Carson
- 1. A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry - that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three-Mile Island.
![A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry - that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three-Mile Island.. Johnny Carson.](/img/view.gif)
- 2. Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken plac ...
![Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken plac .... Johnny Carson.](/img/view.gif)
- 3. Blow in it's ear.
![Blow in it's ear.. Johnny Carson.](/img/view.gif)
- 4. Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice ...
![Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice .... Johnny Carson.](/img/view.gif)
- 5. For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
![For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.. Johnny Carson.](/img/view.gif)
- 6. For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
![For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.. Johnny Carson.](/img/view.gif)
- 7. He couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner.
![He couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner.. Johnny Carson.](/img/view.gif)
- 8. How much of the national news that you report to the public each night consists of information you'v ...
![How much of the national news that you report to the public each night consists of information you'v .... Johnny Carson.](/img/view.gif)
- 9. I knew a man who gave up smoking, drinking, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he kil ...
![I knew a man who gave up smoking, drinking, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he kil .... Johnny Carson.](/img/view.gif)
- 10. I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day h ...
![I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day h .... Johnny Carson.](/img/view.gif)
- 11. I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
![I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.. Johnny Carson.](/img/view.gif)
- 12. If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio din ...
![If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio din .... Johnny Carson.](/img/view.gif)
- 13. If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
![If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.. Johnny Carson.](/img/view.gif)
- 14. If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
![If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.. Johnny Carson.](/img/view.gif)
- 15. My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.
![My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.. Johnny Carson.](/img/view.gif)
- 16. Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.
![Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.. Johnny Carson.](/img/view.gif)
- 17. Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, ...
![Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, .... Johnny Carson.](/img/view.gif)
- 18. New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.
![New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.. Johnny Carson.](/img/view.gif)
- 19. New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.
![New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.. Johnny Carson.](/img/view.gif)
- 20. Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unle ...
![Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unle .... Johnny Carson.](/img/view.gif)
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