105 Quotations by Dave Barry
- 1. 'I cannot over-emphasize the importance of good grammar.' What a crock. I could easily overemphasize ...

- 2. A full-grown manatee, which can weigh more than 1,000 pounds, looks like the result of a genetic exp ...

- 3. Admit it, sport-utility-vehicle owners! It's shaped a little differently, but it's a station wagon! ...

- 4. All the big corporations depreciate their possessions, and you can, too, provided you use them for b ...

- 5. Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybo ...

- 6. And so by the fifteenth century, on October 8, the Europeans were looking for a new place to try to ...

- 7. And, of course, you have the commercials where savvy businesspeople Get Ahead by using their MacInto ...

- 8. Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always ...

- 9. As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula.

- 10. As long as humanity has been human, it has looked toward the heavens and dreamed that some day, some ...

- 11. Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.

- 12. Because of the level of my chess game, I was able - even against a weak opponent, such as my younger ...

- 13. Bill Gates is a very rich man today .. and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions ...

- 14. Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuc ...

- 15. Congress shall also create a tax code weighing more than the combined poundage of the largest member ...

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- 17. Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told.

- 18. DNA is an abbreviation for deoxyribonucleicantidisestablishmentarianism, a complex string of syllabl ...

- 19. Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris ...

- 20. Dogsled-riding is a sport that is relaxing as well as fragrant.

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