105 Quotations by Dave Barry
- 1. 'I cannot over-emphasize the importance of good grammar.' What a crock. I could easily overemphasize ...
- 2. A full-grown manatee, which can weigh more than 1,000 pounds, looks like the result of a genetic exp ...
- 3. Admit it, sport-utility-vehicle owners! It's shaped a little differently, but it's a station wagon! ...
- 4. All the big corporations depreciate their possessions, and you can, too, provided you use them for b ...
- 5. Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybo ...
- 6. And so by the fifteenth century, on October 8, the Europeans were looking for a new place to try to ...
- 7. And, of course, you have the commercials where savvy businesspeople Get Ahead by using their MacInto ...
- 8. Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always ...
- 9. As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula.
- 10. As long as humanity has been human, it has looked toward the heavens and dreamed that some day, some ...
- 11. Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.
- 12. Because of the level of my chess game, I was able - even against a weak opponent, such as my younger ...
- 13. Bill Gates is a very rich man today .. and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions ...
- 14. Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuc ...
- 15. Congress shall also create a tax code weighing more than the combined poundage of the largest member ...
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- 17. Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told.
- 18. DNA is an abbreviation for deoxyribonucleicantidisestablishmentarianism, a complex string of syllabl ...
- 19. Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris ...
- 20. Dogsled-riding is a sport that is relaxing as well as fragrant.
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