105 Quotations by Dave Barry
- 21. Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Pl ...
- 22. Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
- 23. Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see wi ...
- 24. Entire new continents can emerge from the ocean in the time it takes for a Web page to show up on yo ...
- 25. Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by ...
- 26. Grammatically, should of is a predatory admonition; as such, it is always used as part of a herpetol ...
- 27. Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.
- 28. Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated ...
- 29. Harvard University, according to the directory of the American Society of Colleges and Universities, ...
- 30. I am not a violent person. I am a product of the Flower Power '60s. I have actually worn bell-bottom ...
- 31. I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
- 32. I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any ...
- 33. I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a goo ...
- 34. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at ...
- 35. I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War.
- 36. I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight ye ...
- 37. I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if pe ...
- 38. I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.
- 39. I was a young person once, shortly after the polar ice caps retreated, and I distinctly recall belie ...
- 40. I've gained a few pounds around the middle. The only lower-body garments I own that still fit me com ...
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