Famous Quotes / Lewis Grizzard
7 Quotations by Lewis Grizzard
- 1. Being a newspaper columnist is like marrying a nymphomaniac - It's great for the first two weeks.
- 2. I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
- 3. I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was marrie ...
- 4. Instead of getting married again. I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
- 5. Life is like a dogsled race--if you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
- 6. Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
- 7. Springtime is the land awakening. The March winds are the morning yawn.