Famous Quotes
214 Quotations with Marx.
- 1. Groucho Marx: Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
- 2. Anonymous: I am a Marxist--of the Groucho tendency.
- 3. Groucho Marx: From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with ...
- 4. Groucho Marx: I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BE ...
- 5. Groucho Marx: I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
- 6. Groucho Marx: Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
- 7. Groucho Marx: It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
- 8. Groucho Marx: Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
- 9. Chico Marx: Mustard's no good without roast beef.
- 10. Karl Marx: Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form.
- 11. Groucho Marx: Go, and never darken my towels again.
- 12. Groucho Marx: Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
- 13. Groucho Marx: I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
- 14. Groucho Marx: My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
- 15. Groucho Marx: No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
- 16. Groucho Marx: She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
- 17. Groucho Marx: The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and h ...
- 18. Groucho Marx: I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
- 19. Groucho Marx: Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
- 20. Groucho Marx: There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man.