Famous Quotes
214 Quotations with Marx.
- 21. Groucho Marx: Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
- 22. Karl Marx: Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
- 23. Groucho Marx: She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the live of the party.
- 24. Chico Marx: I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.
- 25. Groucho Marx: I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.
- 26. Groucho Marx: In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians ca ...
- 27. Karl Marx: Last words are for people who haven't said anything in life.
- 28. Groucho Marx: Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly ever ...
- 29. Groucho Marx: She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
- 30. Groucho Marx: Women should be obscene and not heard.
- 31. Groucho Marx: I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in m ...
- 32. Groucho Marx: Love goes out the door when money comes innuendo.
- 33. Groucho Marx: A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
- 34. Groucho Marx: Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have ...
- 35. Chico Marx: Why a duck?
- 36. Karl Marx: The tradition of all the dead generations weighs like a nightmare on the brain o ...
- 37. Groucho Marx: I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
- 38. Groucho Marx: Here's to our girlfriends and wives; may they never meet!
- 39. Groucho Marx: I have nothing but confidence in you. And very little of that.
- 40. Chico Marx: I'd give you my seat, but I'm sitting in it.