196 Quotations with Kids.
- 1. Phyllis Diller: If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked li ...
- 2. Lily Tomlin: Thank God kids never mean well
- 3. Bizarro: You kids today have it easy. When I was a kid everything was HUGE. My dad was ne ...
- 4. Bob Uecker: They have Easter egg hunts in Philadelphia, and if the kids don't find the eggs, ...
- 5. Jack Benny: A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a b ...
- 6. The Kids in the Hall: Just goes to show you. You can kill a guy, fold him up, stuff him in your trunk, ...
- 7. Jay Leno: How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let their ...
- 8. John Lennon: The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of b ...
- 9. Steven Bernstein: My kids can do whatever they want as long as they are not Republicans or junkies ...
- 10. Fred Astaire: The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.
- 11. Trey Parker and Matt Stone: You know, I think that if parents would spend less time worrying about what thei ...
- 12. Trey Parker and Matt Stone: I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it ...
- 13. Barbara Hall: One of the things that keeps you from dropping them in the nearest volcano is th ...
- 14. Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider: Trees like to have kids climb on them, but trees are much bigger than we are, an ...
- 15. Clay Aiken: What I wanted to do was work with kids with behavioral and emotional handicaps. ...
- 16. Clay Aiken: Family is something I've always wanted, the one and a half kids and a dog.
- 17. Clay Aiken: When you work with kids who have autism, they don't reciprocate any affection. Y ...
- 18. Marcus Brigstocke: Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd al ...
- 19. William Stafford: Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music.
- 20. Tom Hanks: I'm glad I didn't have to fight in any war. I'm glad I didn't have to pick up a ...
Kids Quotes by Power Quotations
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