63 Quotations with Jokes.
- 1. Henry Cate VII: The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
![The problem with political jokes is they get elected.. Henry Cate VII.](/img/view.gif)
- 2. Will Rogers: I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
![I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.. Will Rogers.](/img/view.gif)
- 3. Sidney Madwed: Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the ...
![Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the .... Sidney Madwed.](/img/view.gif)
- 4. Ralph Waldo Emerson: The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or well intended ...
![The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or well intended .... Ralph Waldo Emerson.](/img/view.gif)
- 5. George Eliot: Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
![Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.. George Eliot.](/img/view.gif)
- 6. Ambrose Bierce: HUMORIST, n. A plague that would have softened down the hoar austerity of Pharao ...
![HUMORIST, n. A plague that would have softened down the hoar austerity of Pharao .... Ambrose Bierce.](/img/view.gif)
- 7. Ambrose Bierce: MACROBIAN, n. One forgotten of the gods and living to a great age. History is ab ...
![MACROBIAN, n. One forgotten of the gods and living to a great age. History is ab .... Ambrose Bierce.](/img/view.gif)
- 8. Robert Frost: Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on ...
![Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on .... Robert Frost.](/img/view.gif)
- 9. Aristophanes: Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master,
...
![Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master,
.... Aristophanes.](/img/view.gif)
- 10. Kurt Vonnegut: Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always rises from some e ...
![Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always rises from some e .... Kurt Vonnegut.](/img/view.gif)
- 11. Dolly Parton: No, I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb, a ...
![No, I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb, a .... Dolly Parton.](/img/view.gif)
- 12. Charles Bukowski: Death meant little to me. It was the last joke in a series of bad jokes.
![Death meant little to me. It was the last joke in a series of bad jokes.. Charles Bukowski.](/img/view.gif)
- 13. Henry Cate: The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
![The problem with political jokes is they get elected.. Henry Cate.](/img/view.gif)
- 14. George Eliot: A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
![A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.. George Eliot.](/img/view.gif)
- 15. Arnold H. Glasow: A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes wi ...
![A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes wi .... Arnold H. Glasow.](/img/view.gif)
- 16. Ludwig Wittgenstein: A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jo ...
![A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jo .... Ludwig Wittgenstein.](/img/view.gif)
- 17. Laurence Sterne: All womankind, from the highest to the lowest love jokes; the difficulty is to k ...
![All womankind, from the highest to the lowest love jokes; the difficulty is to k .... Laurence Sterne.](/img/view.gif)
- 18. Author Unknown: Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
![Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.. Author Unknown.](/img/view.gif)
- 19. Plato: Even the gods love jokes.
![Even the gods love jokes.. Plato.](/img/view.gif)
- 20. Germaine Greer: Every time a woman makes herself laugh at her husband's often told jokes she bet ...
![Every time a woman makes herself laugh at her husband's often told jokes she bet .... Germaine Greer.](/img/view.gif)
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