63 Quotations with Jokes.
- 21. Stella Benson: Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most f ...

- 22. Laurence Sterne: For every ten jokes you acquire a hundred enemies.

- 23. James Russell Lowell: Granting our wish is one of Fate's saddest jokes.

- 24. Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield: Horse-play, romping, frequent and loud fits of laughter, jokes, and indiscrimina ...

- 25. Samuel Beckett: How can one better magnify the Almighty than by sniggering with him at his littl ...

- 26. James Humes: I don't like jokes in speeches; I do like wit and humor. A joke is to humor what ...

- 27. Dylan Thomas: I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavator ...

- 28. Eddie Murphy: I think in twenty years I'll be looked at like Bob Hope. Doing those president j ...

- 29. Frank Dane: In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard ...

- 30. Marshall McLuhan: Jokes are grievances.

- 31. George Bernard Shaw: Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to m ...

- 32. Richard Brinsley Sheridan: The right honorable gentlemen is indebted to his memory for his jokes and his im ...

- 33. Will Rogers: The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

- 34. Anne Frank: They mustn't know my despair, I can't let them see the wounds which they have ca ...

- 35. Ernest Hemingway: They say the seeds of what we will do are in all of us, but it always seemed to ...

- 36. Carey Williams: Times change. The farmer's daughter now tells jokes about the traveling salesman ...

- 37. Laurence Sterne: 'Tis no extravagant arithmetic to say, that for every ten jokes, thou hast got a ...

- 38. Fred A. Allen: We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has ...

- 39. Abraham Lincoln: Were it not for my little jokes, I could not bear the burdens of this office.

- 40. Frank Muir: Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor ...

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