2299 Quotations with Fort.
- 181. Ambrose Bierce: TRIAL, n. A formal inquiry designed to prove and put upon record the blameless c ...
- 182. Ambrose Bierce: ZANZIBARI, n. An inhabitant of the Sultanate of Zanzibar, off the eastern coast ...
- 183. Oscar Wilde: Philosophy teaches us to bear with equanimity the misfortunes of others.
- 184. Voltaire: England has forty-two religions and only two sauces.
- 185. H. L. Mencken: The best years are the forties; after fifty a man begins to deteriorate, but in ...
- 186. Lazarus Long: What are the facts? Again and again and again - what are the facts? Shun wishful ...
- 187. Lazarus Long: A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog ...
- 188. Stephen Leacock: Golf may be played on Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but b ...
- 189. Wilson Mizner: I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your effort to believe i ...
- 190. Joan Rivers: I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper ...
- 191. H. L. Mencken: Theology is the effort to explain the unknowable in terms of the not worth knowi ...
- 192. Alex Comfort: We may eventually come to realize that chastity is no more a virtue than malnutr ...
- 193. A.A. Milne: If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the nam ...
- 194. Michael Winner: A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
- 195. Honore De Balzac: Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he ...
- 196. Nicholas Chamfort: The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one w ...
- 197. Sally Forth: If I ask a woman if she has suffered sexual harassment, could this be considered ...
- 198. Pete Rose: I'm no different from anybody else with two arms, two legs and forty-two-hundred ...
- 199. George Bernard Shaw: I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand it ...
- 200. Walter Bagehot: A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.
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