27 Quotations by Wilson Mizner
- 1. A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.
![A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.. Wilson Mizner.](/img/view.gif)
- 2. A fellow who is always declaring that he's no fool, usually has his suspicions.
![A fellow who is always declaring that he's no fool, usually has his suspicions.. Wilson Mizner.](/img/view.gif)
- 3. A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.
![A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.. Wilson Mizner.](/img/view.gif)
- 4. Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people on the way down.
![Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people on the way down.. Wilson Mizner.](/img/view.gif)
- 5. Be nice to people on your way up because you'll need them on your way down.
![Be nice to people on your way up because you'll need them on your way down.. Wilson Mizner.](/img/view.gif)
- 6. Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.
![Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.. Wilson Mizner.](/img/view.gif)
- 7. Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.
![Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.. Wilson Mizner.](/img/view.gif)
- 8. God help those who do not help themselves.
![God help those who do not help themselves.. Wilson Mizner.](/img/view.gif)
- 9. Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.
![Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.. Wilson Mizner.](/img/view.gif)
- 10. I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.
![I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.. Wilson Mizner.](/img/view.gif)
- 11. I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your effort to believe it.
![I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your effort to believe it.. Wilson Mizner.](/img/view.gif)
- 12. I have known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, but never had a thought.
![I have known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, but never had a thought.. Wilson Mizner.](/img/view.gif)
- 13. I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education.
![I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education.. Wilson Mizner.](/img/view.gif)
- 14. If you count all your assets you always show a profit.
![If you count all your assets you always show a profit.. Wilson Mizner.](/img/view.gif)
- 15. If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
![If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.. Wilson Mizner.](/img/view.gif)
- 16. Life is a tough proposition and the first hundred years are the hardest.
![Life is a tough proposition and the first hundred years are the hardest.. Wilson Mizner.](/img/view.gif)
- 17. Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
![Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.. Wilson Mizner.](/img/view.gif)
- 18. Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.
![Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.. Wilson Mizner.](/img/view.gif)
- 19. Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat ...
![Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat .... Wilson Mizner.](/img/view.gif)
- 20. Some of the greatest love affairs I've known have involved one actor - unassisted.
![Some of the greatest love affairs I've known have involved one actor - unassisted.. Wilson Mizner.](/img/view.gif)
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